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Asphalt Suarez reports on Tech Layoffs Raymond Wellesley-Falkenberg 30 October 2025 Post #72 http://tela.network/forum/72/ Tela Network's report-at-large has released the following Special Report: The Great Sacrifice unto the gods of Productivity, Efficiency, and Doing-More-With-Less has begun. From his seat at the Holy Cathedral in Seattle, The Holy Archbishop, Andy Jassey the Productive has offered the livelihoods of approximately 14000 loyal worshippers unto the aforementioned gods. Rumours are swirling that this is to be the greatest, the most substantial sacrifice of souls unto the holy gods. A second wave of sacrifice will commence in January and will be greater still. The loyal followers of the Holy Church of Tech will take comfort in knowing that their sacrifice will make the Holy Church more efficient, more collaborative, more productive, and above all, leaner. This is a comforting thought for those selected for sacrifice. Hail unto the Holy Gods of Productivity, Efficiency, and Doing-More-With-Less. Know that your sacrifice will also increase stockprice.